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9gag:
I asked my nephew to see if the pasta was done. I guess throwing one piece wasn’t enough. Haha.
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9gag:
Shit just got real
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9gag:
My first thought: Monster Inc.
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Where’s that damn umbrella when you need it?!
Photo by Martin Amm.
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Yesterday
Yesterday, I broke into my own house.
I felt dangerous
- like a burglar -
- like a cat burglar.
A real professional.
I didn’t break and enter.
I had a copy of the door key
- just like a real pro.
It was such a rush, knowing that, at any moment, I might catch myself.
I pissed in my sock drawer, laughing manically as I did it.
I regret that today.
My feet are wet and smelly.
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